The Zoo

I went to the zoo yesterday, and after a day of wandering through crowds and ogling exotic animals, I came to the conclusion that I really hate maxi skirts. They emphasize fat, cellulite, and underwear lines, which is bad bad BAD!

I’m feeling really annoyed at modern fashion again. It’s like the current clothing trends are designed to make everyone look hideous and feel bad about themselves.

The zoo, on the other hand, was a blast.