Walk of Shame

Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.”

Everything about this music video is terrifying. This is why I hate Katy Perry.

Highlights include:

  • Katy inexplicably lying naked on a cotton candy cloud.
  • The WTF cupcake bra.
  • References to California
  • A scene where Katy sprays whipped cream out of some cans that she’s holding next to her breasts, which I can only assume is some sort of metaphor.