Isn’t Having Babies the Best

Since my fever has been steadily maintaining itself at 101F, I’m tempted to say, “This is stupid,” and leave it at that. But alas, I’m sure that there are plenty of people who don’t understand why it’s stupid, and so I must explain.

It’s easy to hold a sleeping baby on your chest while video gaming. Babies spend a lot of time asleep during those first three months. You do not have to give up your hobbies.

Second, pregnancy does not destroy bodies. Yes, it changes them, but it does not destroy them (in my Lover’s opinion, my body is even sexier since giving birth). Using pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever you feel like and gaining 40-50lbs will destroy your body, and that’s what most women happen to do.

So, this is stupid.